The *itch is back

There are not many advantages to being morbidly obese... but there is one that I will miss. During the past year or so I have had only fleeting glimpses of the monthly cycle that North Americans affectionately call Aunt Flo. And I mean glimpse. I was so ok with this. I am done having children. I do not attach any significance to menstruation as a sign of womanhood. Let's face it, the whole thing is just a pain in the butt disruption to your life.

Well she's back, and she's back with a vengeance. I have always been fairly lucky - no heavy PMS, no great pain but this time around, she's making up for lost time! I cannot wait for this to be over. For all of you out there who suffer regularly... you have my deepest sympathy.